Lol. uh… Miranda Cos-stove? Is that what this is?
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- me: Oh wow, I should really start my homework
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5th grade
- friend: spell ICUP
- me: I-C-U-P
- everyone: OHH HE GOT YOU SO BAD OH MY GOD BURN WOW OH GOSH MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD THAT WAS SO GOOD
- Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
- Parents: Ok, cool.
- Me: Your luggage is outside
100 Completely Accurate World Accents
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CHILE HAHAHAHHA
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SCREAMS
CRYING
NOOOO OMG
SODSKJSDVKJSG’;LALKSOITUR890U-4RYF0RTHGNNIJM FSV
ACTUALLY SCREAMING
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